KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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