Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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