Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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