Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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