She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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