The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize