mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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