She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Do vagina's smell?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
