is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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