Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
