This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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