I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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