I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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