How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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