I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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