Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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