please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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