Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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