im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Barsexuality is the new black.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Randomize
