i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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