Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
