Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
