I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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