some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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