oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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