none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
How does it feel to date your dad?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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