how do flat chested girls get laid?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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