D3 body, D1 cock
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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