shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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