Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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