If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
