im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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