this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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