i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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