Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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