This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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