what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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