She's JV to your varsity
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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