I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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