THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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