Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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