Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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