I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Randomize
