Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We are two peas in an std pod
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
