Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
