i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
COCAINE IS GR8
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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