so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
