what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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