...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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