I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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