fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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